Schon die Idee hinter Blippy ist schon einfach nur krank, doch die Privacy Policy toppt das noch um Längen.
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When you visit the Services, our servers automatically record information that your browser sends whenever you visit a website ("Log Data" ). This Log Data may include information such as your IP address, browser type or the domain from which you are visiting, the web-pages you visit, the search terms you use, and any advertisements on which you click.Was hast du denn gedacht? Glaubst du wirklich es gibt Daten die wir nicht sammeln?
You may customize your account with information such as a cell phone number for the delivery of SMS messages or your address book so that we can help you find Blippy users that you know.Du willst uns auch deine Bekannten ausliefern? Das finden wir toll!
We may engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to us, including, without limitation, hosting and maintenance, customer relationship, database storage and management, and direct marketing campaigns. We will share your personally identifiable information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these functions and provide such services, and only pursuant to binding contractual obligations requiring such third parties to maintain the privacy and security of your data.Natürlich geben wir deine Daten weiter. Ist doch klar!
This information will be public by default, but you may make it more private by editing your account settings.
If you are a registered user of the Services, you may access and update or correct the information you provided to us by e-mailing us at privacy@blippy.com.Du glaubst doch nicht wirklich, dass du so mir nichts, dir nichts die Veröffentlichung deiner Daten verhindern kannst?
If you would like us to remove your records from our system, please contact us and we will attempt to accommodate your request if we do not have any legal obligation to retain the record.Und löschen geht natürlich nur über unsere Leiche...
Blippy may sell, transfer or otherwise share some or all of its assets, including your personally identifiable information, in connection with a merger, acquisition, reorganization or sale of assets or in the event of bankruptcy.Fast hätten wir das vergessen: Im Falle einer Insolvenz verkaufen wir natürlich alle Daten. Aus dem Löschen wird dann wohl auch über unsere Leiche nichts.
In addition, we may use your contact information to market to you, and provide you with information about, our products and services, including but not limited to our Services. If you decide at any time that you no longer wish to receive such information or communications from us, please follow the unsubscribe instructions provided in any of the communications.Der Spam geht natürlich aufs Haus.
This Privacy Policy may be updated from time to time for any reason; each version will apply to information collected while it was in place. We will notify you of any material changes to our Privacy Policy by posting the new Privacy Policy on the Services. You are advised to consult this Privacy Policy regularly for any changes. By continuing to access or use the Services after a modification becomes effective, you agree to be bound by the revised Privacy Policy. If the modified Privacy Policy is not acceptable to you, your only recourse is to cease using the Services.Wenn du nicht mitbekommst, dass wir unsere Privacy Policy geändert haben, bist du selber schuld.
You should be careful about all information that will be made public by Blippy.Definitiv!